Hungry? Here Are Four Things to Eat At Home You Probably Didn't Know You Had:

Couch Crumbs

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Couch crumbs come in many forms. Cookies, popcorn, chips- always a surprise. The longer your snout, the easier it is to get under the couch pillows. 

 

Bread Crust

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Bread crust is often left on plates after humans eat sandwiches. When human looks away, quietly take the crust with your teeth. Don't chew- swallow immediately. 

 

Cheese Wrappers

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Close your eyes while licking a cheese wrapper and it'll taste just like the real thing. Just don't eat the plastic- apparently it's not real food. 

 

Your Human's Face

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Your human's face is incredibly salty and full of many nutrients. Best time to lick their face is right after they get home.

 

About the Author: Hi! My name's Waffles. I'm a mini Australian Shepherd from Delray Beach, Florida. I like barking at stuff, smelling stuff, eating stuff, and licking stuff. It's always been my passion to write about it.